And shitshit

"Let's explore.."

Jamey was always the asshole wanting to explore, Fuck that guy, no FUCK FUCK that guy, last time we went to explore I came out missing two fingers, thumb and ring finger gone, tried using it once as a pick up line, that I could shock the girl really good, pig wasn't that into it, now I'm self conscious as hell about it.


Back to double fucking Jamey, that total asshole, I can't stress enough how angry he makes me, if this girl Rita wasn't here i'd be totally out, Rita has a nice set of tits that i'd totally like to get my eight fingers on.  So in the end I will not hesitate, I'll do it and something fucked will happen.  My sour face turns sweet when she turns around and opens that mouth, "I'll go in with you, hold your hand even... just the good one though." that sentence would have been good, she just winked now it's a dick hardening sentence, so I play the moron grab her hand and take the lead.

"This water is so goddamned cold," I thought and heard a "what?" in response, shit I guess my thoughts and my mouth don't separate as well as I thought, I shake my head and under my breath utter some mumblings.  I'm frustrated as hell, cold, wet feet with a hard dick, and fantasizing about Rita tripping over a rock and catching her by her tits.   Well that's just not going to happen.

It's really dark in this place, hopefully this water is clean, I don't feel like going to the docs again for something this asshole and my libido roped me in to.  That's when I see it, there's a light at the end of the tunnel, literally, not metaphorically speaking, so my pace quickens, the cold sweat between our palms starts warming, this might not be so bad, might not, might not, i'll convince myself of this, if I just say it over and over and over and over, might not, seriously might not.

Things start looking different, light coming through, I can actually see sunlight, I can hear life outside of this potential awful situation that could have happened, then I stop, come to a complete stop and just stare.

This is the town I grew up in, the town I never left, and we are actually in the back yard of the house I grew up in, the house I never left, and I never knew this was here.

Double fuck that double asshole, i'd have lost a limb and maybe gotten a pity fuck out of something better.

shit-eater